I got this in my email yesterday from the kid I mentor. A few days early but nonetheless I think I squee’d for a solid 5 minutes when I first saw it. He told me he was going to draw a picture of me for my birthday but I didn’t realize he was going to [...]

I don’t know her stats but her mom was in the hospital for almost 30 hours before she showed up.

ETA: She’s a giant at 8lbs 4oz. Born Dec 28, 22:42. Operation: turn-the-kid-into-a-dyke commences in the morning.

My dad has been cleaning out the storage spaces in their house and last week he pulled out this relic:

We were in Hamburg when I saw this helmet (or is it helmüt?) in a store and decided that I neeeeeded it. I was probably around 9 at the time. I had this little red BMX [...]

I love these little programs. For some reason I always end up choosing the “male” template. Anyways, thanks dawn.

Evidence of debauchery from the weekend:

We’re pretty sure all sorts of laws were being broken, one of which is “you may not pose with a rocket on military property”. At least I kept my underwear on.
(Photo courtesy of rollermilf)

I can’t stop making these avatars of myself. I feel like such a caricature but anytime someone I know sees one, they go, “that’s so you”.
I’ve got the M&M, the Mii, and the Lego head. Here are a couple more:

Ever have one of those days where you’re walking down the street and you keep seeing these hot chicks and then you continue staring and notice that she’s holding hands with…her (said with a Michael Bluth inflection)? And the next thing you say to yourself is, “I hope she’s funny”. And then after [...]