When I hit my midlife crisis, I am buying this:

I’m trying to decide if I should sign-up for a Fall basketball league so I thought I would do a pros and cons list to try and persuade myself that it’s a bad idea.
Pro – I like basketball and was pretty good at it.
Con – WAS.
Pro – It’s a physical activity.
Con – Physical activities lead [...]

My niece is 7 months old and she’s already got her Facebook profile pic pose down pat.

Prefalling is what I like to call that moment before the fall. Clever bon-mot, don’t you think? It’s that ‘oh shit’ moment where you know you’re going down but all you can do is watch it inch along in slow-motion. I don’t want to be melodramatic but that’s a particular strength of mine so forgive me [...]

We went out to see Inception on the weekend mostly because a) Despicable Me was playing at a theatre too far away and b) air conditioning. It was quite enjoyable but here is a transcript of the conversation between The Stalker and me during the movie:
Me: I’m so confused.
The Stalker: Shhhh
Me: I don’t understand.
The Stalker: [...]

I got this in my email yesterday from the kid I mentor. A few days early but nonetheless I think I squee’d for a solid 5 minutes when I first saw it. He told me he was going to draw a picture of me for my birthday but I didn’t realize he was going to [...]

Since Pride this year coincided with 4th of July this year, I thought I’d toss in some Americana to my “look how gay I am” outfit.

Hope everyone survived their festivities with minimal regrets and remembered her name in the morning.