Remember when we were kids, how simple our toys were?  We had to use our imagination and never had to ask our parents for batteries.  We try to keep that tradition alive with The Pea – even her dad.  We’ve all but banished obnoxious noise making toys from her toy chest and buy her wooden [...]

Is there any turning back when you’ve discussed in detail the state of your rectum or shared the color of the snot you just shot out with your significant other? Is there such a thing as romance or mystery after that?
I kid. Sort of. I am by nature a rather prudish individual [...]

These little flowers (which quite frankly, freak me out a little) cropped up out of nowhere outside rollermilf’s back porch. Anyone know what they are?

Ok kids, I need your opinion on something. I’m finally putting into motion plans for my new tattoo. Right now, I’m trying to decide on a specific style of old-school sailor swallows before I can start adjusting and manipulating the graphic as well as deciding on color and shading. I have an idea [...]

Do you guys get random pains that roam over various spots of your torso?  They’re kind of annoying.

So uh, I don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’m a bit of a flirt. This isn’t usually much of a problem. I can get away with all sorts of crap – I haven’t quite figured out how that happens but once I do, I’ll try and bottle it. The other thing [...]

Ok, so Sassy put up that 6 weird things meme and in her comments, I said there’s nothing weird about me, a statement I still stand by.  I believe the word bullshit was used often in reply to my comment.
So, for you doubters out there, go ahead, tell me what’s weird about me.  Go on, [...]