Now that I’ve been back in Canada for a while, I find myself missing things that I never thought I would. Like the heat, for example. I miss the heat. I can’t seem to stay warm here. Things I also miss: Chinese pastries at every corner. Good Chinese pastries. [...]

The official cheesy poofs game!

I ventured off to school today for the first time in a looong time. I think it’s orientation week or something because there are all these little tykes running around all agape and gawky. I think school officially starts next week? I really should be more involved. Anyhoodle, it was not [...]

Cheesy poofs for breakfast does not a happy stomach make.

You know what I don’t like? Other people’s dirt. I can live in my own filth for months but seeing and having to touch other people’s filth makes me throw up a little in my mouth. It’s a little strange being back after a three month absence to see all sorts of [...]

I’m finally heading home tomorrow with some trepidation as I have mentioned before but also with a hint of curiosity. I’ve been away from home and my Fatty McFatcakes for close to three months and I wonder what kind of a routine will I settle into when I get back. One thing I [...]

Writings of light assault the darkness, more prodigious than meteors.
The tall unknowable city takes over the countryside.
Sure of my life and my death, I observe the ambitious and would like to understand them.
Their day is greedy as a lariat in the air.
Their night is a rest from the rage within steel, quick to attack.
They speak [...]