I killed my virtual chia pet. How is that even possible?

Ding!
Procastinators -
Boo YouTube for sucking away all my time by making me search for clips of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
Yay MySpace for being the one reference that will make me shut my browser in lightning speed. Except for the MySpace spoof on YouTube, that is.
Instant Communication -
Boo MSN for being annoying [...]

How is it, new office-mate, that you can chew so freakin’ loud I can hear it echoing in my head? How? And also, easy with the mouth-smacking. Is there some sort of excessive-saliva business going on in there?
So now I am sandwiched between a loud-apple-chewer-and-afternoon-napper, and a loud-chewer-of-everything. But [...]

“Life is loneliness, despite all the opiates, despite the false grinning faces we all wear. And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul, you stop in shock at the words you utter– they are so rusty, so ugly, so meaningless and feeble from being kept in [...]

When the hell did that happen? This means exactly one week to hand in my first chapter. And I so wanted to picnic on the grass they laid out on the street for Car Free Day.

I can’t sleep. Want to know why? No? I’ll tell you anyways.
I just signed onto a new project at school redesigning a website for one of the research centres. Well, I haven’t signed anything yet, but I was approached and I agreed. The only direction I have been given is [...]

I guess it was 1995 when this song started hitting the airwaves heavily. I was spending my summer working for my dad in Vancouver and every morning on the drive to work, this song would come on just as we were passing through the Lion’s Gate Bridge. More than a decade later, everytime [...]