It’s been a whirlwind of a weekend. I can’t believe how fast the last two days passed by, even with that extra hour. I just got back into town a few hours ago and it feels like I’ve been gone for over a week instead of just a mere two days. It [...]

I quit therapy today. I’m not even going to lie and pretend that this is for the best, but I can’t say that this is not a good idea either. We’ve been doing this little dance since I first started going where I’m never quite sure what I’m looking to get out of [...]

Wow. There’s this girl in the computer lab upstairs from my office who looks exactly like Leisha Hailey. But Murmurs Leisha and not faux-blonde spaz L Word Leisha. So. Fucking. Hot.
Of course, she undoubtedly thinks I’m a freak because she caught me staring, but whatever. So. Fucking. [...]

I’m a bit of a horse’s ass. I rarely take anything seriously or at least, I rarely respond to other people without any hint of sarcasm (look up facetious and that’s my picture you see), which makes it difficult for me to imagine that other people aren’t joking around when they say stuff. [...]

This was too funny. But then, I thought about it some, and you know what? If a German was speaking to me, a) it would totally sound like an imperative, and b) I would do the exact same thing those drivers did and then say thank you when I was done.
Maybe I should lay [...]

This may interest none of you, but I have finally successfully re-introduced my cat to the couch, which means it only took 10 weeks to reclaim possession of my office chair. Score.
Yeah, ok, that’s all the blog fodder I got for today. Sorry.
But allow me to entertain you with the most ridiculous cat-in-box [...]

It’s fucking snowing.
This week sucked big hairy balls.