Woohoo! Well, it’s over and done with. Thanks for your well wishes*. I avoided both suckitude and forgetfulness. I suppose if you don’t actually prepare a speech, you can’t really forget it. My talk went surprisingly well considering I came up with the conclusion late last night. People seemed genuinely [...]

Tomorrow I give my presentation.  And after that I’ll stop with the fucking powerpoint.  Wish me luck.  And good memory.  I’ll let y’all know tomorrow if I forget anything.  If I don’t come back, it’s because I got lost in a whorl of suckitude.

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I take it back. Ok, not really, but gah! My eyes are burning.

dawn tagged all the homos who read her blog and I stupidly commented, thus blowing my cover. Since I’m not one for shirking rules, here we go.
1. Which of the names in the LGBTQQ rainbow best describes your own orientation?
None if I can help it. When I was younger, it was [...]

People tend to make a lot of assumptions about me – mostly based on what I look like on any given day. I suppose I contribute to these assumptions, or at least their need to make assumptions by being more than a little vague when it comes to talking about myself. A good [...]

I just figured out how to use my itty bitty cellphone as a bluetooth remote to control my powerpoint slides!!
I may have just wet myself.

Read the following and choose from the list below the statement which best represents your response.
There is not much in life that makes me happier and gets me more excited than putting together a PowerPoint presentation.
a.) Me too! Me too!
b.) It’s geeky but endearing, which means there is still some redeemable quality to you.
c.) [...]