There is a couple arguing outside my window at the back door of a bar. It’s one of the perks of city living. Sometimes it’s even better than television, especially when they’re arguing in English so I can catch all of it and it’s something juicy like possible infidelity and jealousy like the [...]

1. If say, you have messy handwriting and like to be overly dramatic with your g’s and y’s, may I suggest double-spacing your answers. It’s difficult to read when the words are obscured by your curlicues.
2. If you don’t remember the exact name of people or places, do not scribble something approximate [...]

God (and Jesus, Mary and Joseph while I’m at it)* grant me the serenity
to accept there will be boobs I can never fondle;
courage to approach the asses I can tap;
and wisdom to know the difference.
*I’m Catholic.**
**Why yes, as a matter of fact I [...]

Internet happenings from yesterday contributing to continued ambivalence towards quitting online activities:
Pro: I’ve sent this video around to some of you, and yesterday, through the mystical powers of the interwebs, the clip has been downloaded, reformatted, re-encoded and uploaded onto my phone (in much better quality, I might add). I highly recommend it if [...]

I’ve been doing a bit of thinking lately and I’m playing with the idea of going offline for an extended vacation – as in for the summer. I love being on here writing, reading up on the rest of you and cracking a corny joke once in a while. For those of you [...]

Ever notice how everytime I say I have nothing to write, I come out with back to back posts? Just me? Ok. Thanks for paying attention guys.
When asked, I usually tell people that I’ve never dated a male varietal of the species, which is both a truth and a little bit of [...]

Ok, let’s forgo for just a moment the fact that we’re talking about Dr. Condi “Don’t bother me with your petty problems while I’m shoe shopping” Rice* and take a look at this outfit.

I can prostrate myself in front of those boots for days.
*I had to crop the head off in the end because it [...]