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An Introduction
Most of you probably know or have figured out by now that I’ve been seeing someone lately. I wanted to blog about it earlier but you know how people don’t talk about being pregnant during the first trimester? It’s kind of like that I guess. Anyways, I’m blogging about it now. [...]
I’m back
…but not really – I will be off again in a few days. I’m heading to a conference where I will be presenting my work so if you don’t hear from me afterwards, it will be because I spontaneously combusted from embarrassment.
As for my trip, I had two tons of fun. [...]
Smell ya later
I’m off again.
I never did say anything about my last trip, eh? I had a great time. The details would probably bore you but there was one particular event of note. I attended a demolition derby for the first (and likely last) time while I was away. Maybe it [...]
Looking for hot night with dictionary
I have this growing fascination with craigslist personals and I find myself checking them everyday because they are an endless source of both insight and amusement.
I have observed, for example, people who are horny and lonely tend lose the ability to proofread. Some don’t even bother with basic grammatical structures such as [...]
When I grow up, I want black lungs
I don’t smoke, but I wish I did. When I was little, I used to pretend I smoked, you know, the way kids do with pens, toothpicks, cigarette candy, and even just miming it when props aren’t available. My brother and I used to stand in front of cigarette machines and take turns [...]
Wanted: Cat-sitter
When I was little, we used to travel a lot. I grew up as an ex-pat so we were always flying in and out of town visiting family or renewing visas and the like. Come summertime, we would spend two or three months traveling through either Europe or North America.
I spent [...]
...but I hardly know her!