I was going to write a post about how I’m now dating the Cran-wrestling Champion of the Universe after a kick-ass showing over the weekend by rollermilf wherein she came in as a spoiler and single-handedly took down 3 rollerbitches at once, thus stealing both the show and the title belt. However, that one [...]

Aside from the advantages of the Canadian dollar right now, dating an American has another benefit; I get to partake in Thanksgiving dinner all over again. Of course, being Chinese, I now get to celebrate it three times because we have our own pseudo-Thanksgiving feast day too. Once a month in October, November, [...]

I finally got around to reading Pema Chödrön’s When Things Fall Apart, which I picked up a while back. It’s not really a book that falls within range of my usual interests given that I’m not typically a spiritual person. I consider myself a (social) scientist, one who looks for cause and effect, [...]

Back when I was 15 and everyone around me was counting down the days till they were old enough to get their learner’s permit, I thumbed my nose at the mere prospect of learning to drive. I had just started spending my summers out in the West Coast and was entering my “down with [...]

I’m sitting here in a Barnes and Noble cafe and the white sneaker ratio is at a staggering 3:5,which quite frankly seems a little high for my taste. I kinda miss my fashionably conscious city.

Check it out bitches, I’m writing this post from my iPhone. That’s right, my iPhone. Am I bragging? You bet your booty. It is so freaking awesome. Of course it is completely frivolous but I’m still sick and I’m allowed. At least that’s how I’m justifying getting a US phone. Anywhoodle, thanks for the well [...]

What a goatfuck of a week it’s been. The Pea’s been ill, which meant no one got any sleep. Then my bitch gets sick and now I am too. Aside from the cold bug making the rounds here, things have been difficult and heartbreaking. Also, my hand lost a fight with [...]