I’m currently sitting in a rest stop somewhere on the NY thruway taking a break from being blown off the road by the gusting winds. I’m so tired of traveling and never feeling like I’m home but yet here I am. Anyways, the road beckons me and I must be off.

In all my years of being a bitch, I’ve managed to avoid being the subject of malicious gossip. The reasoning behind this, I assume, is two-fold. First, I’ve never really done anything to cause people to hate me. Second, the people who would be hearing such gossip would come to my defense [...]

Over the past 6 months, I’ve been watching and hearing about The Pea growing up and coming into her own little personality. Last night, we had a little discussion about whether she’s going to end up a girly girl or (fingers crossed) a tom boy. I think my (our) ultimate goal is [...]

See that up there? That’s my thesis that I dropped off yesterday for the first of three rounds of submissions. The end is near! Once everything is done, maybe I’ll even get back into blogging and *gasp* reading blogs. Either that or you know, find a job.

Over the weekend, I received news that my cat had fallen ill.  We’re not sure exactly what the cause was but there was some sort of pressure building on his spine and by Saturday, he was paralyzed from the mid-torso down, miserable and in pain.  There wasn’t much I could have done for him – [...]

So you know how they came out with the new American Gladiators on Sunday? Well, rollermilf and I decided that this auspicious event could not be allowed to pass without some sort of celebration. I would provide photographic evidence, but these pictures are never seeing the light of day. Why? Well, we [...]