Is there any turning back when you’ve discussed in detail the state of your rectum or shared the color of the snot you just shot out with your significant other? Is there such a thing as romance or mystery after that?
I kid. Sort of. I am by nature a rather prudish individual [...]

The Pea got rubber shoes. I know it’s horrible parenting on my part, but look how cute they are when they’re so tiny and paired with baby cankles!

In the three and a half years I’ve been blogging, I don’t think I’ve ever drunk blogged before so I think it’s about time I did. Anyways, it’s half time at a roller derby bout and our team is getting slaughtered so what better time than to pull out my iPhone and start blogging?i know [...]

Last year, around this time, I had this idea that I was spending too much time online and was contemplating taking a few months off. I felt as if every meaningful interaction I had and every ‘relationship’ I was building were with the people living inside my computer.
I can’t believe it’s only been a [...]

I belong to a union at school – not really by choice, it’s just the way the system is set up. Anyways, I just got word that we’re on strike now which is utterly ridiculous. The union is run by a bunch of people voted in by maybe 20 members (out of a couple thousand) [...]

What a long and tiring weekend that was! I think I’m officially too old to go out on consecutive nights. Saturday was the biggie though. I attended my first bachelorette party. Refused to gawk at Paris Hilton and stood apart from the gang like I was too cool for school. [...]

So, the roller derby season around these parts have started and dating a roller girl means I end up at a lot of bouts. I still think watching derby is akin to watching Nascar with all those left turns, only with a lot more skin. Good skin. HOT skin.
I really [...]