My dad has been cleaning out the storage spaces in their house and last week he pulled out this relic:

We were in Hamburg when I saw this helmet (or is it helmüt?) in a store and decided that I neeeeeded it. I was probably around 9 at the time. I had this little red BMX [...]

The boi took me to a “pro” “wrestling” match this weekend and I use the terms “pro” and “wrestling” rather loosely. I had envisioned it to be kind of like roller derby but without the skates. A bunch of people with crazy costumes and their alter egos. Turns out, not so much.

The experience reminded me [...]

This is the blob that’s been causing such a fuss in the family. It’s going to be a Christmas baby, which means one gift! Score! 

Sometimes, good things happen too. Although, usually bad things follow good things but I’m not going to jinx it. Fingers crossed, knocking on wood, etc.
Anyways, back in November, I was in a car accident. I was the one who got charged because I hit first and even though I could probably have been more careful, [...]

I’ve been thinking of ending things with the boi. As much fun as I’ve been having and as nice as it was to be comforted by someone who truly seems to care during a rough time, I just can’t get on board the non-monogamy train. I know it works for some people and I’m not [...]

On the morning of my trip down to PA last week, the boi and I decided to put up an ad on CL as a fun distraction for me. It all started out as kind of an extension of a joke we have and snowballed into something much more serious. It’s certainly worked as a [...]