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“My birthday was when I turned W”
I got to see The Pea and rollermilf the other day and was able to spend an entire night and morning with them. it was awesome and tear-y but mostly awesome.
In other ways though I’m a little torn about the experience. She was so excited to see me and apparently had been jumping around in [...]
Meet Squishy
I don’t know her stats but her mom was in the hospital for almost 30 hours before she showed up.
ETA: She’s a giant at 8lbs 4oz. Born Dec 28, 22:42. Operation: turn-the-kid-into-a-dyke commences in the morning.
Oops, I forgot to blog
I was doing so well for a while there too. I guess things just got insanely busy especially with the holidays and a trip coming up. There’s also been a bunch of other stuff happening too but I don’t think I’ll elaborate on that right this minute. I can tell, y’all are on the edges [...]
Oops
As with so much of life’s little disappointments, sometimes the things you’ve always wanted never live up to your expectations. And so it has been with my stalker.
I must confess, I love getting emails. I also get bored at work. Add to that the fact that I’ve been here for a year now and [...]
Looped
It seems to always throw me for a loop when people I like are nice to me. I mean, I know I’m generally not brash enough to offend people on contact. Also, many years and a few life lessons later, I know that my residual low self-esteem is irrational but it somehow still surprises me [...]
The ugly duckling was my unauthorized biography
I accidentally joined a synchronized swimming class when I was 10 or 11 and this was pretty much what I looked like (except my chest wasn’t that hairy back then).
I have to say, that was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. It was basically a lesson in choreographed drowning. And those stupid [...]
...but I hardly know her!