by about a kajillion miles.

Yeah, she got to go to the Canada v. US men’s hockey game at the Olympics. *grumble* *grumble*

For the past little while, I’ve been waking up every morning exhausted and saddened. I’ve always been susceptible to mood changes from my dreams and lately all my brain seems to want to think about are airports so I’m exhausted from all the packing and jumping through TSA hoops (I don’t know why but I’m [...]

Wishing you all health, wealth, and happiness.

She calls me muffin. She asks me if I’m happy and because I know it’s important to her whether or not I am, I give her question serious thought.
There’s this thing we call “The Magic” because we’re nauseating like that. It makes us act like we’re stoned even though we’re not. What are we having [...]

Last night, I gave The Stalker a set of keys to my place. The night before we were shaking our heads at how we haven’t even hit the two month mark in our budding relationship even though it feels like we’ve been together for years.
We already have baby names picked out, although that isn’t really [...]